Totally Biased

A faithful and exciting reboot, despite being a bit of a hollow shell

It’s been a fairly epic summer for movies. First, we got the sci-fi masterpiece, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Next, it was the sword and sandal epic Hercules, a powerful showcase for the rock as a legitimate leading man. Following the Rock action vehicle was the magnificent new entry into the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the record-breaking Guardians of the Galaxy. And to finish us off in style, is the latest take on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And I’m here to say, it’s probably everything you were expecting. Maybe even a little more.

The Michael Bay produced film operates and moves like a typical Michael Bay action romp: it picks up momentum quickly, doesn’t like to let off the acceleration, and is an absolute orgasm to behold. It knows who its target…

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